Not work — Jonathan Carl

ARTICLES

I wrote a serious article about mental health that got published in Muse by Clio.

FOR MENTAL HEALTH, MEDICINE IS THE BEST MEDICINE

I also wrote a not-serious article about kidnapping that got published in McSweeney’s.

WE KIDNAPPED REAL PEOPLE, NOT ACTORS, TO SEE WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF THE ALL-NEW 2017 CHEVY EQUINOX

I also also wrote a bunch of other articles that didn’t get published in Muse by Clio or McSweeney’s.

THERE ARE 26 VERY GOOD REASONS WHY I GOOGLED “HOW TO MURDER YOUR WIFE AND GET AWAY WITH IT” 26 TIMES LAST MONTH

JOIN OKKKCUPID, THE FIRST DATING APP EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE ALT-RIGHT

I’M FAR TOO BUSY TO WRITE THIS HUMOR ARTICLE

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL US HOW YOU #DOTHEDEW

HI MY NAME IS JONATHAN AND I'M ADDICTED TO RUSSIAGATE

ENJOY YOUR BITCOIN WHILE I HODL THIS NOLAN RYAN GOLD CARD

REJECTED BRAND TWEETS

OTHER HOLIDAY SUGGESTIONS FOR STRAIGHT PRIDE MONTH ADVOCATES

GASLIGHTING OR CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING?

THINGS I HAVE SAID ABOUT BOTH MY DOG AND THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

IF WHITE PRIVILEGE IS REAL, WHY DO WHITE GUYS KEEP GETTING DUNKED ON?

HI THIS IS STACY WITH COMCAST, AND MY PLEASURE TO ASSIST YOU TODAY BURNS BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS

HORROR BOARDS

I make wood burning portraits of my favorite horror movie characters.

DUMB THINGS I POST ONLINE

SADSTOCK

The sad stories behind stock photos.